In a recent survey, 95.2% of my brain reported signs of total and complete boredom. 100% of said brain was found to be slowly rotting and degenerating, even though the other 4.8% had no knowledge of its condition.
Scientists tested a new treatment for this ailment involving watching "The Illusionist" while mulling over Jessica Biel's and Justin Timberlake's recent breakup. After a quick round of singing "Sexyback" in my head, another survey was conducted shortly after and hopeful results came back with only 94.7% of my brain still in gradual recession.
Doctors are still in the process of improving these methods. They hope to find the cure before 2012.
