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Huzzah! It's true! I can send stuff from my phone to my blog! Holla!

I just wanted to see if this really works :-* kissy face.

I think this is how Pixar took off.

Who would have thought that a promising career in script writing was in my future? All it took was the right combination of brilliantly immature minds; namely me, Kensey, Kenna and Calvin.  For some undefinable reason, they thought it would be a good idea to find something to do around here rather than in Riverton...riiiiggghhhttt.  All I could come up with was to go to Taylorsville park, or Park Library park or whatever it's called now.

Anyway, we got there and the first hour there mainly consisted of Calvin chasing after Kensey calling, "come heeeere little giiiiirrrrllll! Will you help me find my dog?"  I love these people so much.

Once normal Calvin replaced pedaphilic Calvin, we all sat around on the playground.  What happened next was pure destiny.  We somehow managed to give ugly, messy birth to a short film about Kenna's Facebook-invitational suicide and how it goes wrong due to the intervention of the tunnel cretin, played by Kensey.  Basically Kenna wants the perfect suicide and she finally comes up with what she wants her final words to be.  "If life was so fair, why do roses have thorns?" Unfortunately it doesn't work out. 

This is followed by a commercial by the Association Against String Cheese (AASC): for all those chumps who like to chomp their cheese, Chomp Cheese!  (Bless your little heart Calvin Tuttle).

I hope more nights like this are in my immediate future, as well as the not-so-immediate one.

"Why doesn't somebody just STOP this girl?!"

Tubular

Dictionary.com defines the word "tubular" as "of or pertaining to a tube."  I almost got a little teensy bit upset because I thought they were going to leave out the true and sacred meaning.  Luckily for the little people at this illiterate teen's dream site, they included what I was searching for; tubular:

 

mod. excellent. (Surfing and later general youth slang. Having to do with a tube [wave] that is good to surf in.)  :  that pizza was totally tubular.

This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. Who decided that the word "excellent" was the most appropriate way to represent tubular? There are plenty of other much better choices.  None come to mind but that's a mere oversight.  

I further expanded my slang vocabulary by checking out the popular "dude." Here is the result: 

mod. excellent. (See also dudical.)  :  The game was severely dude. We won!

What in the name of Totally Kyle is going on? Some sick, sick individual just decided to slack on his research of slang terms and deemed half of them as meaning "excellent?" What's next? Will "da bomb" also be synonymous with "excellent?" I refuse to stand by and let such an injustice pass under the watchful eye of Lady Liberty.  

To join my cause and fight the ever tightening bands of online dictionary incorrectness, please call 1-800-TUBULAR and send a donation. Or hunt down these criminals yourself and egg their houses. Thank you and have a tubular day!